Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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