No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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