is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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