I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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