I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
it wasn't lemon gatorade
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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