i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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