I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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