What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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