Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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