The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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