so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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