What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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