Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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