He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
