But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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