when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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