shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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