do herpes really smell.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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