Dual....:-)
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
