okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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