i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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