well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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