Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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