no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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