My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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