So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
