When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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