So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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