can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm like, not good at living.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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