You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
