Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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