their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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