just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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