your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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