ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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