We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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