I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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