I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
My pussy is not your playground.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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