using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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