eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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