she woke up with a sticky ear
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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