Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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