are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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