It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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