Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I didn't shave. On purpose
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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