how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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