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• (317): View more from Indiana

  i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!

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  Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!

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  well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.

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• (661): View more from California

  No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out

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• (631): View more from New York

  You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'

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• (786): View more from Florida

  It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...

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• (714): View more from California

  You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just had my very first high conversation with mom

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  And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.

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