So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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