Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just come out here and I will go home with you...
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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