If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
this will be a night to untag.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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