called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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