It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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