sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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