oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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